HE´S GOT TWO EYES AND A BIG BLACK NOSE
HE´S GOT THREE FINGERS AND THREE TOES
´CAUSE HE´S MY BEAR AND HE´LL ALWAYS BE ... RIGHT THERE (2x)
HE MAY BE SHORT BUT HE SURE IS STRONG
EVERYWHERE I GO HE COMES ALONG
´CAUSE HE´S MY BEAR AND HE´LL ALWAYS BE ... RIGHT THERE (2x)
HE DON´ CUSS AND HE DON´T LIE
HE´S RIPPED AND TORN BUT HE JUST DON´T DIE
´CAUSE HE´S MY BEAR AND HE´LL ALWAYS BE ... RIGHT THERE (2x)
HE SCARES OFF ALL SORTS OF FIENDS,
FRANKENSTEIN AND DRACULA AND ALL IN-BETWEEN!
´CAUSE HE´S MY BEAR AND HE´LL ALWAYS BE ... RIGHT THERE (2x)
DON´T PULL STUFF OFF THE BOOKSHEVLES
CAUSE IT MIGHT FALL ON YOUR HEAD
HERE´S A FLUFFY SOFT TOY
YOU CAN PLAY WITH INSTEAD
DON´T EAT STUFF OFF OF THE FLOOR
CAUSE IT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR YOU
DADDY´LL GET YOU A COOKIE
OR SOMETHING NICE TO CHEW
CHORUS
BELIEVE ME KATIE I´M A PATIENT MAN
BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
KEEP UP WITH YOU
AND ALL YOU GET INTO
YOU´VE GOT TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH
CAUSE DADDY HAS TO WATCH
VALERIE AS WELL
SO DON´T MAKE ME YELL
DON´T PULL THE CAT BY HIS TAIL
HE DOESN´T LIKE THAT AT ALL
THE T.V.´S NOT FOR CLIMBING
DADDY´S AFRAID YOU´LL FALL
DON´T TOUCH THE STOVE CAUSE ITS TOO HOT
YOU´LL BURN YOUR FINGERS THERE
WHY DON'T YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM
AND PLAY WITH YOUR TEDDY BEAR
CHORUS
DON´T HIT YOUR SISTER IN THE HEAD
CAUSE SHE MIGHT HIT YOU BACK
SHARE YOUR TOYS AND PLAY NICE
PUT THAT TRAIN BACK ON THE TRACK
DON´T CROSS THE STREET ALL ALONE
STAND AND WAIT FOR ME
CAUSE CHILDREN CAN BE TOO SMALL
FOR ALL DRIVERS TO SEE.
CHORUS
WAKE UP, VALERIE, WAKE UP (2x)
DRINK ALL THE MILK THAT´S IN YOUR CUP (2x)
SMILE, VALERIE, SMILE (2x)
LIGHT MY WORLD FOR A WHILE (2x)
PEEK-A-BOO, VALERIE, PEEK-A BOO (2x)
YOU SEE ME, BUT I CAN´T SEE YOU (2x)
SING, VALERIE, SING (2x)
ABOUT ANYONE OR ANYTHING (2x)
DANCE, VALERIE, DANCE (2x)
STOMP YOUR FEET AND CLAP YOUR HANDS (2x)
REST, VALERIE, REST (2x)
THE SUN IS SETTING IN THE WEST (2x)
SLEEP, VALERIE, SLEEP (2x)
CLOSE YOUR EYES, NOW NOT A PEEP (2x)
SLEEP, VALERIE, SLEEP (2x)
(I GOT A) NOSE FULL OF BOOGERS, DON'T YOU KNOW
NOSE FULL OF BOOGERS, GOTTA BLOW, BLOW, BLOW.
NOSE FULL OF BOOGERS, JUST MY LUCK
NOSE FULL OF BOOGERS, YUCK, YUCK, YUCK
CHORUS
HOW DO I GET THEM OUT?
ALL THESE BOOGERS - IN MY SNOUT?
WHAT AM I TO DO?
AND IT'S WORSE MY NOSE IS - RUNNING TOO!
NOSE FULL OF BOOGERS, SLIMY AND GREEN
MORE BOOGERS THAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
NOSE FULL OF BOOGERS, GET A TISSUE QUICK
NOSE FULL OF BOOGERS, I'M FEELING SICK
CHORUS
I BLEW MY NOSE, THEY'VE GONE AWAY
I CAN BREATHE THE REST OF THE DAY
BUT DON'T WORRY, I WASHED MY HANDS
I USED MORE SOAP THAN A GERM COULD STAND!
CHORUS
DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY, WHEN YOU WALK INTO SCHOOL
EVERYONE IS HOLDING THEIR NOSES?
OR HOW WHEN YOU WALK PAST A FIRE HOUSE
THEY ALWAYS TRY TO SPRAY YOU WITH THEIR HOSES?
CHORUS
I TELL YOU AS A FRIEND, YOU DON´T NEED A SPY DECODER.
BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND TAKE A BATH...
PLEASE ELIMINATE THAT ODOR
DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY WHEN YOU GET ON A TRAIN
EVERYONE GETS OFF AT THE NEXT STATION?
OR WHY WHEN YOU BUY A BAR OF SOAP IN THE STORE
EVERYBODY CHEERS WITH ELATION?
CHORUS
DID YOU EVER WONDER WHAT KILLS ALL YOUR MOM´S PLANTS?
WELL THEY DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR SMELL.
IF YOU WERE A BODY OF WATER YOU´D BE A SEPTIC TANK
AND NOT A WISHING WELL.
CHORUS
INTRO:
WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING -
I GET THAT HUNGER WARNING
YOU KNOW I'M NOT ALL THERE-
TILL I GET MY FIRST SHARE OF...
BREAKFAST CEREAL IN MY BOWL -
A LITTLE BUTTER ON A NICE SOFT ROLL
MAYBE OATMEAL IS MY WISH -
OR A GRAPEFRUIT THAT'S DELISH!
GOTTA EAT IT TO START MY DAY
BEFORE I WORK, BEFORE I PLAY
I'VE BEEN SLEEPING THROUGH THE NIGHT
THE MORNING JUST WON'T BE RIGHT... WITHOUT
SOME PANCAKES OR SOME NICE FRENCH TOAST
BACON AND EGGS BUT NOT POT-ROAST
SOME ORANGE JUICE TO WASH IT DOWN
NOW I'M READY TO GO TO TOWN - GIVE ME...
CHORUS
WAFFLES WITH MAPLE SYRUP TOO
MAYBE GRITS ARE GOOD FOR YOU
YOUR SIGHT DIMS AND YOUR HAIR FALLS OUT
IF YOU TRY TO DO WITHOUT - THAT
CHORUS
EAT YOUR GREENS -
EAT YOUR FRUIT AND YOUR POTATOES TOO
THEY TASTE GOOD AND THEY'RE SO GOOD FOR YOU
LOOK AND SEE WHAT THEY'VE DONE FOR ME
BROCCOLI IS GOOD -
IT'S ALL A VEGETABLE SHOULD BE
IT LOOKS GOOD TOO -
IT'S SHORT, GREEN AND LOOKS LIKE A TREE!
CHORUS
PEAS ARE THE BEST -
SMALL AND ROUND AND THEY TASTE SO GREAT
YOU MUST WATCH OUT -
SOMETIMES THEY'LL ROLL OFF YOUR PLATE!
CHORUS
SPINACH IS COOL -
EAT IT ALL, IT WILL MAKE YOU STRONG
AND BRUSSEL SPROUTS -
ARE MY FAVORITE TO END THIS SONG!
CHORUS
INTRO:
I'M GOING TO BED 'CAUSE IT'S DARK OUTSIDE
BUT SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO HIDE... BECAUSE
I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP IN THE DARK
I NEED A NITE-LITE LIKE A LAMPPOST IN THE PARK
I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP IN THE DARK
MOM, DAD LEAVE THAT NITE-LITE ON
I THINK THAT MONSTERS HIDE UNDER MY BED
SO THE COVERS GO OVER MY HEAD
BUT MY NITE-LITE SCARES THEM AWAY
THEY'LL FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO PLAY
CHORUS
SOMETIMES THE SHADOWS SCARE ME A LOT
THEY LOOK LIKE MONSTERS, BUT I KNOW THEY'RE NOT
MY NITE-LITE MAKES THEM ALL DISAPPEAR
SO WHEN I SLEEP I HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR
CHORUS
WHEN I GET BIG I WON'T NEED MY LIGHT
AND I'LL SLEEP ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
IT GETS BETTER THE BIGGER I GET
GIVE ME TIME I HAVEN'T GROWN UP YET!
THE SUN IS HIDING
THE STARS ARE SLIDING
ACROSS THE DARKENED SKY
THE NIGHT IS DRIFTING BY...SO
SLEEP PRETTY BABY, SLEEP
YOU ARE SO DROWSY NOW
I´M SURE THAT YOU KNOW HOW
YOU SNUGGLE IN YOUR BED
SWEET DREAMS WILL FILL YOUR HEAD
SLEEP PRETTY BABY, SLEEP
THE SANDMAN´S ON HIS WAY
TO END ANOTHER DAY
SO CLOSE YOUR PRETTY EYES
WHILE THE TWILIGHT SIGHS... SO
SLEEP PRETTY BABY, SLEEP
BIRDS FLY AND FISH SWIM IN THE SEA
THEY DON'T HAVE LEGS LIKE YOU AND ME
BIRDS CAN'T TALK, BUT BOY CAN THEY SING
FISH DON'T RUN BECAUSE THEY ARE SWIMMING
FISH DON'T DRIVE OR GO TO THE MALL
AND BIRDS WILL NEVER PLAY BASEBALL
BUT BIRDS FLY SOUTH, COME BACK IN THE SPRING
AND FISH ARE STILL BUSY SWIMMING
CHORUS:
THE BIRDS THEY SING "FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY AWAY"
THE FISH THEY SING "SWIM, SWIM, SWIM, SWIM ALL DAY"
FISH DON'T DRIVE AND BIRDS THEY CAN'T SKI
THOSE BIRDS JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A TREE
BIRDS FLY HIGH, SOMETIMES THEY'RE SPINNING
BUT FISH WILL JUST KEEP SWIMMING
BIRDS AND FISH ALL ARE OUR FRIENDS
BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR THIS SONG TO END
SO SAY HELLO NEXT TIME YOU SEE
A BIRD IN THE AIR OR A FISH IN THE SEA.
CHORUS
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